I text “I’m here” a lot. Because it’s always true. Not very helpful, but always true.

Sometimes I think we’re just trying to create superheroes.

Episode 2 starts off wit Jamal saying, “He’s writing to us, maybe we should write back?” Yes, that is the premise of the show. J: “Who are you?” GW: “I don’t remember” J: “Where did you come from?” GW: “I…

“A diverse group of kids in New York gets written messages from the ‘Ghostwriter,’ an enigmatic spiritual entity who communicates by using …found letters and words to provide clues to mysteries for the children to solve. This popular PBS series…

It’s so strange. You would think UNC would have shown up for that game, but they were nowhere to be found.

I’m a very important person. Every decision I make is life or death. I always choose life, but it could go either way.

All of the weight machines have weights on them. Either people forget to unrack or somebody is doing the mother of all supersets.

I would like to thank everyone that helped me with this article. It has changed so much since it started as a recipe for gazpacho soup.

Can the Rock make a God so big even he couldn’t lift it?

I just saw Pacific Rim. It was only 1 hour 25 minutes long, but I want two hours of my life back.

I’m at a gay wedding right now. I wish gay marriage opponents could be here now. They would wish every wedding was a gay wedding.

The story of my life: Too irrational to do well at cards, too rational to do well at relationships.

I think I owe interest on my sleep debt.

“At a fraction of the cost” is a meaningless statement. Fractions can be improper.

I pretend to have impostor syndrome a lot. I hope nobody catches me…

That feeling when you run into a friend at the gym and they’re curling more than you’re squatting.

I can’t tell if that’s a cricket or a grasshopper. Quick– somebody tell a bad joke!

I would laugh if this weren’t so funny.