Memo to all Pixel Inc. Associates Due to continued time shortages and increasingly pessimistic economic projections, Pixel Inc. has decided to lay-off some associates. Therefore, we will be reposting all positions and asking current team members to reapply. We understand…
My ten-year high school reunion is coming up in five years, so I’ve already started working on my lies. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie (or lie in general) is that it has to be…
“GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Grad school apps are not going well. Also, in case you were wondering, I registered temptationtoilet.com. I can’t believe nobody beat me to it! I’m thinking of turning it into a Web comic. My former co-writer and former artist…
After going through the whole process of applying to grad school, I’ve decided to write a ‘how to’ for people who are looking to get their Master’s degree… to look at while feeling destitute. Start early. I say this advice…
It’s a meme! A second generation meme, that is. I wish I’d thought it up, but as it is, credit goes to Ashley. And since I’m only against fifth generation memes and greater, here we go! There’s this girl I…
I got this idea from Abigail. Keep in mind that my phone doesn’t actually store anything in my outbox, so I had to reimagine these texts based on my inbox: Would you vote for Barack Obama if you found out…
Just a reminder, I really am boycotting NaBloPoMo starting……… NOW!! Update: Apparently MoFo was in November! My bad. I’ll start posting again on Friday. I need to work on applications for a while. Sorry.
A fool says what he knows, a wise man hugs lots of people and charts the rate, frequency and amount in an easy to read area or line graph to display his non-scientific results to his friends and blog readers.…
My friend Alethea took part in Ramadan with me because she shared the feeling I did. Now she’s writing a novel this month too, despite the fact that she’s a mommy and is going to school and working full time.…
1: My car broke down and I need $10 to get on a bus for Albuquerque, I usually don’t— 2: Wow, me too! What are the odds that the same thing happened to me?? Hey, let’s go ask that guy…
Why education makes jokes funnier Today I am thankful life isn’t… Calvinball! My friend Frank just proved1 that Calvinball is not a sport. See, a sport is an event where two or more people interact in order to secure a…
I’m at the Student Union, checking my e-mail. I have a message from a professor I really respect! I open the letter. My writing sample is attached, but it’s unmarked and barely read. The message is: “WTF?? We told you…
What if this was referring to this? Because the good reverend has proven it doesn’t refer to any real kittens in the world and we all know old adages are always true. Thus, logically: All kittens are either real or…
Coincidence: One commercial on two channels at the same time Looking like a stranger Having the same birthday as your best friend Wearing the same clothes as someone Running into your ex-girlfriend the day after you randomly think about her…
The Grandfather This is an older gentleman. He may try too hard to get you to like him or not try at all, you parents might regard him with dread or annoyance, but everyone agrees he’s an important figure for…
“Show me who you’ve hugged in the past year and in what order and frequency and I’ll tell you what your priorities are.” — Ancient Navajo saying Back in January, I posted my New Year’s Resolutions. I later gave an…
no im not, this is just a placeholder until i can write more posts in the wee hours of the a.m. umm… so how is life?
I’m going to make a meme, because I like asking questions more than I like answering them (see: What’s a little Questioning Among Friends?). This meme is in the form of Jeopardy. Ready? Go! Life Love Things that are Interesting…