My whole Blog 365 strategy of writing posts ahead of time has made me be consistently one day late on all the blogosphere happenings. No worries. I’ll just add it to my list. A meme gakked from The Collective: I…

This week is Delurk week… apparently. I’m not entirely sure what that means. I sort of know most of the people who access my blog, but I guess there could be some surprises. Especially because the people who access this…

I was never taught my multiplication tables. I know them now, but I only learned them by noticing patterns in later math classes. The reason I never learned the tables is that I skipped the grade where everyone learned them:…

As my post for today, I’ve decided to be a bit riské and talk about politics and current events. As you all know, this is a very powerful time in the world today. Apart from the craziness going on in…

Memed from Climbing on the Words: I’d get accepted to Madison, Duke, Minnesota, or Bloomington… hopefully all of the above. My paper would get accepted to a conference. The writers of House, Heroes, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and…

You guys have no idea how lucky you are that we made it past the entire Christmas season without my making fun of the Virgin Mary once! Ever since this post, I’ve been incensed by the whole “Virgin” Mary concept.…

In 2007… … I started some serious long-term projects. I’d done personal projects before, but I’d never gotten to the point of actually producing results. Other things I did that I’d never done before includes one thing that’s illegal in…

Despite my best efforts, I am not a woman. As such, I often have questions for men who are women… maybe women who are women can answer too. What type of regrets do women have? I’ll illustrate this question with…

My tentative prediction for the nominations:  Obama/Bloomberg or Biden  McCain/Bloomberg or Lieberman

My prediction for the Iowa Caucuses1 Democrats Barack Obama (37.36%) John Edwards (30%) Hillary Clinton (29.45%) Joe Biden (1%) Bill Richardson (2.13%) Dennis Kucinich (0%) Chris Dodd (0.02%) Republicans Mike Huckabee (34%) Mitt Romney (25%) Ron Paul (10%) John McCain…

This time, make it personal Increase the stakes: what if the whole world needs the hero now? Bluff your way out of a plot by adding well-known actors Bring back the bad guy. Have it be personal, this time. If…

I’ve decided I don’t like the number 2008. So, in order to make it acceptable, I’m just going to call it 2007 pt. 2. Or maybe 2007: Director’s Cut. Definitely something though. p.s. I calculated how many words fit on…

This year I’m going to go back and finish up all of my old resolutions that I never accomplished. Here’s the list: Go back to Australia… even if I have to sell my blood to do it Read my weight…

Did I accomplish my New Year’s Resolutions this year, you ask? Well…  Sort of: I visited some family Visited old friends stopped drinking sody-pop I didn’t get sick for the most part I learned how to build Web sites (sort…

The 20somethings question for this fortnight is:  Would you tell you friend if you didn’t like his/her partner? (As you can see from the title) My tentative answer is: I would if I thought it would be funny.  Otherwise, no. …

Who wants to blog daily for a YEAR? Because I sure as hell don’t… How long before I sign up, do you think?

Memo to Pixel Inc. Associates There is henceforth a new position available. This position shall be “Random Moof” and shall carry a yearly salary of one hug, which is not enough for any benefits friendly or otherwise, but is a…

Today, I broke my glasses and wrote a poem.  I was going to post it, but then I tore it up, because life sucks and nobody loves me. Also, that cute girl at school I like looked at me, then—…