1: you think everything anybody says about you is a compliment! 2: thanks! 1: ugh! I’m going to go 2: .
1: you think everything anybody says about you is a compliment! 2: thanks! 1: ugh! I’m going to go 2: … that wasn’t very nice…
But, wait, would his mom have been the queen regent? The order of succession is not clear from Sophocles.
But, wait, would his mom have been the queen regent? The order of succession is not clear from Sophocles. Man, that Oedipus story sure is Complex!
It strikes me that Oedipus didn’t even have to solve the Sphinx’s riddle.
It strikes me that Oedipus didn’t even have to solve the Sphinx’s riddle. With his dad gone, he was next in line for the throne. I bet that bothered him.
The last person who called me that hasn’t been heard from since that mysterious fire.
The last person who called me that hasn’t been heard from since that mysterious fire… It was unrelated and in a completely different state, but it was in the news. The news is how I partition my life events. It’s…
Which is the best #typosuperpower?
Which is the best #typosuperpower? Fast Heeling: you can stop from a fast speed very quickly. Fright: you can get scared at a moment’s notice. Super Steed: you have a really cool horse.
On the bright side, everyone wearing masks means you never have to see people’s ugliest features: the bottom half of their faces.
On the bright side, everyone wearing masks means you never have to see people’s ugliest features: the bottom half of their faces.
I’m trying to get into a study that pays you for stool samples.
I’m trying to get into a study that pays you for stool samples. But if they don’t choose me, I won’t give a shit.
I’m not very photogenic: my beauty is mostly in the third and fourth dimensions.
I’m not very photogenic: my beauty is mostly in the third and fourth dimensions.
New colleague: Me: I’ll be your BEST Friend until you find someone cooler than me, in which case…
New colleague: Me: I’ll be your BEST Friend until you find someone cooler than me, in which case… could you ask if they’d be my best friend?
My creator has passed.
“In 1957, he would create a small black and white digital image, just 2-inches by 2-inches, of his son, made up of a 176 x 176 pixel array”. RIP Russell Kirsch. My creator has passed. I will never get the…
Why do we call them “neo-Nazis”? What exactly has been updated about their ideology?
Why do we call them “neo-Nazis”? What exactly has been updated about their ideology?
The last remnants of the Giving Tree were used to make all of the copies of the Giving Tree book.
The last remnants of the Giving Tree were used to make all of the copies of the Giving Tree book.
How much booze can I buy with a fifteen minute AA chip?
How much booze can I buy with a fifteen minute AA chip?
The best revenge is living a good life, which is why I know I’m not a vengeful person.
The best revenge is living a good life, which is why I know I’m not a vengeful person.
1: There aren’t that many cases.
1: There aren’t that many cases. If I test positive once, then again one week later, I count as two cases. 2: there’s 4.5 Million cases in the country now, if we had half that, we’d still be the worst…
1: God gave us noses to breathe, not to hide behind masks.
1: God gave us noses to breathe, not to hide behind masks. 2: God also gave you intelligence to avoid that kind of bad reasoning. 1: Are you calling me stupid? 2: At least you were able to pick up…
If the common ancestor of humans and gorillas had started working for minimum wage, it would still have at least 4 million years left to work before it caught up to Jeff Bezos.
If the common ancestor of humans and gorillas had started working for minimum wage, it would still have at least 4 million years left to work before it caught up to Jeff Bezos.
Finally think I can see myself as other people see me.
Finally think I can see myself as other people see me. Why didn’t anybody tell me??