A question that’s on my mind: Who would win in a fight: Mahatma Gandhi or a ravenous Saber-Tooth Tiger? #hilariouslymismatchedfights
Gluten-free cakes, flourless cookies, vegan crabcakes… Why is it that everything at Whole Foods an exercise in constrained cooking?
My favorite candy holidays: 1. Halloween 2. Christmas 3. Valentine’s Day 4. Arbor Day 5. Easter Why does pastel make candy taste horrible?
Things I did not realize before I started trying to keep a stocked bar: club soda?tonic water and puckers?sours. Also, puckers are useless.
Every living graduate defends alone.
Some people are social drinkers. I’m an anti-social drinker.
“Let’s think about some examples of causation. Perhaps eating a cookie or stabbing a hobo, to take two recent examples.” –Me in class today
A guy just knocked to ask me if I wanted warehouse-priced leftover meat from the back of his van. #thistowniscreepy #wtf #Imvegetarianbro
Listening to Noel Carroll on @philosophybites. Reminds me of why I got into– and out of– philosophy of humor. It’s a funny story, actually..
I had to or else I would’ve had to turn my Man Card in. And I worked so hard to get it back after those fourth graders stole my lunch money!
Say what you will about terms of endearment, but nobody who has ever called me ‘sweetie’ has ever punched me in the face.
Today we should do an #afterthefactscavengerhunt First item: find two school busses going in reverse. Check! Second item: find a master doctor. #afterthefactscavengerhunt Check! Third item: have someone you know one way reveal that they’d secretly met youi n a…
Thanks @gabethebeaver. You’re a real help! #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #factmaynotnecessarilybetrue
I wrote a one-act play when I was 16 and now I can’t find it. This is damned depressing.
Do you remember the movie Encino Man? Why or Why not?
“She’s not out of your league. There are no leagues. It’s just a big pick-up game. And the object is to get as high of a score as possible.”
Stuff You Missed in History Class needs a male host. Or at least someone that would chuckle at the name “Cock’s Castle.”
Problem: I want to start a daily, year-long project. But 2012 is a leap year and that’s just too much work.