What do you get when you type in “What do you get when” in a search engine? … the first half of a hundred thousand jokes. Which you’d think would at least be half funny…

Arranged again. Blast! The novelty has already worn out. Anyway, here we are. *snooze*

I’m thinking that if nobody says anything within the next month, I won’t write any more indepens. I just don’t feel they’re being warmly received. Perhaps I’m too picky. Eh.

Hey, guess what? From now on, everything Butt posts on his blog will be reposted here, only better. So why bother going to his blog when you can go to mine? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

So the Pink Panther, Bert, Ernie, Tinky-Winky, Buster the Bunny, Barney, and Spongebob are all gay. Huh. Let’s let Dr. Dobson explain it for us: ‘Imagine a classroom full of wide-eyed five-year olds, sitting in a circle in front of…

I am: Economic Left/Right: -5.00 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.03 which means I should have voted for…

First, some perspective. Then, some fun:

You’ve gotta love their optimism: “President Bush is not content to be the best President since Reagan; he wants to be the greatest President since Lincoln. I still think he has a shot. The next few months will tell a…

“In the feverish minds of the war apologists, it doesn’t matter that no WMDs were found, that torture chambers are still open for business, that this war is now rivaling Saddam’s brutality for sheer number of Iraqis killed, that the…

People who say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush have obviously never had two in the bush 😉

What is right? Freak if I know. I can’t even define ‘red’ or ‘salt’ without using ‘reddish’ or ‘salty.’ But maybe that’s exactly it. Right isn’t something you get taught. It’s something you observe. You learn right from ostention,– which…

This is My 93rd Post!! Yey!! Yey!! Where’s the party at? note: I do know that that was a preposition that I ended the sentence in. But I just couldn’t help it.

wuzzle wazzle?

“Do it now. You’ve been swallowing the truth for all of these years. Tell him to stop.” — Law & Order: SVU That’s not the only thing that he’s swallowed. He heh…

So T-Rob is planning on hiking the Appalachian mountains after graduation. I think I’m going to go with him. C’mon, what else am I going to do with those 6 months?

Less than T-Rob. Less by $187, 562… I’m worth $1,914,142. Edit (June 17, 2024): 19 years later, I’m worth $2,095,152. That’s an average of earning 4.76 an hour for 19 years. Oof, that hurts.

And I mean both Carey and Barrymore, but this time I’m talking about the cute girl (shut up, she’s beautiful and you know it). And I’ve always liked her (my longest standing crush to date. Number 2 is Kirsten Dunst……

If you could choose to be invisible forever, would you? I would.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> < < vol. 2 BT 4 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Intro. Oh, my! Guess what I’m doing? That’s right! I’m writing another script! Only, instead of this one being based on previous work, I’m writing it out of my…

Oh, these Merchant Bankers have me just about Creamed. This isn’t the Baked Bean’s English, it’s all Bubble to me! What a load of Cobblers!

Zeus I hope Bush wins the worst actor category. That would be like an insult inside of an insult. Wow. Who’d’ve thunk that something like the Razzies could be insulting? And who’d’ve especially thunk that they could be witty at…

Hmm… I didn’t realize that I’d had my blog this long. It seems weird that I’ve predicted so many* crazily improbable things. Wow. I should be famous. * more to be added later 🙂

First, I made it on OK Cupid’s Stranger Arranger. Which is good, I guess, seeing as I had had enough of Tai rubbing it in my face that she was arranged more often than I, but it isn’t all that…

I know I shouldn‘t be reading this negative, angry-as-fuck asshole (though not because I support censorship, just because he’s really, really negative), but c’mon! He’s funny! I like funny, even if I’m not.

I’ll probably never go to most of these, but still. Whoa

I’m writing a pirate movie. We plan to get it finished by Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr!!

The charges: support terrorism, are deceptive, sexist, immoral, untactful, and extreme. The response: extremity and terrorism are in how you look at it. If you believe what Bruce Friedrich, a PETA executive, said “If we really believe animals have the…

He heh. So sexy.

Wow. Who knew?

And here I was thinking that shows now sucked.

AAHHHH!!!! WTF!!! Since WHEN does my site have POP-UPS?? AAHHHH!!!! Someone save me! How do I get rid of them?? AAHHHH!!!!

Wow, it turns out that this was real! Who’d’ve thunk it? I wonder what else was real?

No, no there is not.

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