As a somewhat, but not really, offendable person, I am somewhat, but not really, offended by this post. Not only does Drew not laugh at my post as it exposes the sexuality of famous people, but he also implies that…

I haven’t actually read this book yet, but just reading the comments has enlightened me. Especially the last one that compares liberals to battered wives that stick by their husbands (conservatives) no matter how badly they piss away all of…

I know I do. And I thought Lauren did as well, but it turns out she doesn’t. But I do. I mean, I started my own group on Facebook (which has its own anti-hate policy after the “Niggaz on Welfare”…

What do Alexander the Great, James Baldwin, Drew Barrymore, Marlon Brando, Caligula, Truman Capote, Michelangelo, Casanova, Noel Coward, Jeff Dahmer, James Dean, Ellen DeGeneres, Andy Dick, Edward II, Harvey Fierstein, John Wayne Gacy, Greta Garbo, Federico Garcia Lorca, Boy George,…

The difference between my values and those of most people is that I don’t think humans are nearly as special as most people seem to believe. As such, abortion, assisted suicide, and birth control seem fine to me. After all,…

*sigh* “Silent majority?” WTF? Nobody makes more noise than the right. And what’s more, they’re actually proud to be on Rush Limbaugh’s website! *sigh* The problem with all of this is that, like all festering arguments, there’s a nugget of…

Look. I’m an ‘honorable’ mention for this $2000 scholarship. Thanks, but honorable mentions don’t pay the bills. If they did, my bills would be minimal. Only $6000 or so. Oh, I’m screwed.

  Dear Readers, I’m still reading the encyclopedia and for the first time in a long time, I feel like an educated beaver. I was always in the bottom third of my graduating class. In fact, PhD’s from my graduation…

I remember when Sabine was just Amelia… and The Cat in the Hat? I remember her as Haley. And Eggo the Waffle is still Drew in my book. Then again, I’m one to talk about change. I used to be…

I hope Wesley won’t mind my reprinting his article here. I’m just commenting on the Round Up’s editing style… it bites. Half-Mast Thinking (replaced by Belief in God Dumb) As I strolled by the half-mast flags in front of the…

Despite all outward appearances, I actually really dislike poetry.. at least non-Poe, non-Yeats, non-Frost, and non-humorous poetry.

Too many people know who I am. I was outside of the Student Union today and I ran into five people I knew and seven fans. Waaayy too many. I mean, I’m not adverse to the public, but being known…

Okay, everyone go here. Now check out the very first link on the left side. Whoo! Whoo!!* Yey Moofruot! You rock! *okay, I understand that the only reason I’m the first link is because my blog starts with the letter…

Hey, look at this picture that I, and not Drew, drew: Yup. Me. Not Drew. Me. Mm hmm..

What is the Pix Capacitor?The Pix Capacitor is a viewspaper where all sorts of craziness takes place. Socrates, Sigmund Freud, and Albus Dumbledore run rampant through the pages, and a beaver named Gabe gives advice to people who have tried…

I know a good number of you (1) will think I’ve sold out, but I am hereby cancelling all active pranks on all unfounded accusers. No sense pranking somebody who’s trying to apologize.. And besides, I hate negative feelings. Erica…

I officially take back this post. Wow, it’s crazy how quickly I turn coat like that. All it takes is one compliment and I have a new favorite person. And one attack and they become a victim to a new…

Dear world, I’m back. Good for me. Oh, and what the bleep does “What the BLEEP Do We Know” know? I thought to myself at least fifty times that I would sit next to a beautiful woman on the forty-seven…

Made way to update my blog today because Amelia misses me (p.s. she is now my official favorite person. Take that Drew! Phhhbbbtt!!) I’m here in my good bud T-Rob’s dorm playing Halo whilst I put off doing actual work…

Apologies my soon to be many lovely lady friends (the many is soon, not the ladies), but for the past few days I’ve been on a bus, smelling like a Bus Person, and talking to increasingly prolific people (in the…

Cassie (is boob-tacular) Pet Penguin Tittie (round and squishy and has some form of blue/silver substance in him, which is remarkabley boob-like. He’s boob-tacular too) Moofruot (Canadian, that’s always a plus… or maybe English. Either or. Plus, she reads my…

In an unrelated topic, it seems that today was barely the first time someone noticed that I’d stopped writing the iep‘s. Twice before this, someone’d mentioned that they read them, but for such avid fans, not a one ‘fore my…

Today is a Lazy Blog Day… And I think I’m getting paranoid about the Parking Nazi. The OCD seems to be coming back. I’m so stressed out right now.. I need a flippin’ girlfriend. Any applicants? Update (10:35): This is…

They signed me up for SPAM!! Isn’t that great? My once SPAM-free e-mail address (pixel q [at] nmsu [dot] edu) is now loaded with SPAM. They stole my idea! Ha ha, they’re funny. Resentful. Morally unjustifiable. Childish. Apparently perverts to…

I’ve figured out what I’mna do to the person that wronged me so! I’d tell you, but he or she reads this blog and would figure it out sooner or later. p.s. I’mna have to resurrect the “What is the…

Suppose A is dating B. They’ve dated for a while, but now A no longer has any feelings for B. A has two options: 1) break up with B (or take a break, whatever). 2) not break up with B,…

It amuses me that the Parking Aides who are so adamant about everyone on campus reading the NMSU Parking and Traffic Regulations are the exact ones that could not even finish reading a simple letter to the editor. Perhaps this…

No kids for me You scored 54% Worthiness and 4% Likeliness! You’re actually not that bad of a person; you’re pretty deserving and you have good knowledge. If you actually listen to what people tell you (constructive criticism is good)…

So that’s why my doodle-board hadn’t been working… they’ve become a pay-service. Oh, bother. Okay, let’s go over the list so far: 1. tagboard— inserts pop-ups unless you pay. A web no-no, so did I keep it? No. 2. myshoutbox…

Alethea and Drew (at least) don’t like anonymous posts. I happen to love them. My argument is thus: If you can simply type in your name instead of remaining anonymous and you choose to still remain anonymous, then you are…

So Rosie O’Donnell has a blog now. As does Zach Braff. Their blogs aren’t any better than mine, are they?

Yo, I finished yet another issue of my viewspaper. *Ahem*, you can get the .pdf file here, but I must warn thee, if your compy lacks the necessary fonts, it’ll look silly. So if you don’t have Comic Sans MS,…

1. Go to Google.com 2. Type: how to become a theologist 3. Click search. 4. Say: WTF? I’m also under: portales nm homicides. The things you learn from checking your statistics… Another thing: Top web addresses viewed before coming to…

Oh, dear. How did the creationists take over this topic? I didn’t think that there were that many of them. Wow. Should I go help out Rob or just stay out of it altogether? And how many of you people…

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