I added Roommates # 1 and 3’s sites to the permanent link list (at the right) in case you’d like some outside opinions of what a jerk I am (eh… I just give back what people put in. You’ll note…

Okay, North Americans drive on the right side of the road, right?I use right in the sense that it’s not left. But here they drive on the left-hand side of the road. So if they don’t drive on the right…

I hate Americans. I never realized how annoying they were until I left the country, but Americans are really annoying and chock full of themselves. Take a look of what an actual American has said, read it out loud if…

It turns out that I have a talent at picking universities. At the last one, I arrived on exchange just as the president resigned without warning and the teachers threatened to strike. This time, I’m in a Uni that hasn’t…

Okay, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got the idea for a new meme. It’s pretty self-explanatory. “Have you ever noticed how someone’s set of keys is like a summary of themselves? Here are small pieces of property…

Let’s see, I’ve brought you all up to speed on how I got here, now let’s catch up to where I am. I am 49 minutes away from my first class right now. It should be my second, but I’m…

Well, I managed to alienate my flatmates in one day. A new record.If you’d like pictures of what I’m living in, peruse my roommate’s site or just go here. Speaking of which, allow me to give you a quick rundown…

(Humor knows only the bounds of this little black book) 1: I’ve seen an opera. 2: Did you like it? 1: Sort of. I kept expecting a fat lady, though. 2: There was no fat lady? 1: No, all of…

So how ’bout I’m in Sydney, Australia eating “Potato Gems.” In case you’ve never been particularly fond of potato products, these are just poorly made tator tots. Yeah, life’s interesting. Allow me to give you a point by point (using…

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go, I‘m standing here outside your door, I hate to wake you up to say good-bye. But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn, the taxi’s waiting He’s blowing his horn. Already…

Guess what I have? I’ll give you a hint. I ordered them five weeks ago and I’ve been worried sick that they wouldn’t come in in time for my trip. They’re the best purchase of their kind I’ve ever made.…

And yet another webcomic is finished. I don’t mean that it’s over, I mean that I’ve finally gone through all the archives from the first comic until this one and have a firm grasp of what the comic is supposed…

A new interest of mine: Neighbors. Consider Wilson Wilson Jr. from Home Improvement, Ned Flanders from the Simpsons, Steve Urkel from Family Matters, Kimmy Gibbler from Full House, Six from Blossom, and Mary Jane Watson from Spiderman (don’t ask me…

Dear Editor,As a reclusive beaver with an only marginal grasp on reality and and even more marginal grasp on the concept of humans, I’ve realized that I’m the perfect person to give advice to the growing New Mexico State University…

My friends think I’m crazy– some think other, worse, things– but I’ve never liked towels. Never felt the need for them. When I had short hair, I would just get dressed after showering and by the time I was ready…

Go here. And, keeping in mind that I’m only going to be able to take 25 lbs. and about 40 liters worth of bulk, tell me what to pack. So far, I’m taking CDs, DVDs, a bunch of rolled up…

Eggo: pix Pixel: Drew Pixel: what’s up? Eggo: pppipPPhhelloiIiPi my computer is broken i can’t see anything you say or anything I say for that matter Pixel: Eggo: i’ll get back to you as soon as I can Pixel:Ha ha…

Friday: Superfun baseball game complete with aftershow fireworks. My friend rented a skybox and we all piled in and had the most awesome time ever. Final Score: Who cares? Saturday, 0:00: Harry Potter Party at Barnes and Noble. Spent most…

I am now a god at the Rubik’s Cube. It means nothing to those of you who don’t twist, but I figured out the last bit I needed to solve it each and every time. I think I may have…

… Carlos do you remember a few years ago when you were really really lonely and liz came to me asking if my friend carlos ‘liked her’ and I told her no, hehee that was funny and then do you…

Okay, I suck. I’ve been trying to write some horoscopes for the past month, but I’ve had the worst sort of writer’s block: where I just don’t want to anymore.So here’s your chance to do some good works for your…

Wow. Now this I have to steal. I mean, my friends and I also ball bust, but never via e-mail. I love the avant-gardeness of the idea. I think I’ll try it. Frank, Remember that time I found out that…

Hm.. First my pop’s job goes to Mexico. So he follows. Then that job goes to China, so he finds another one. Then, two of my uncles in Mexico lose their high-paying, high-tech jobs. They both start up their own…

So my friend is an Eagle Scout now. Wow. Who cares? Apparently everyone in boy scouts. I didn’t even know what an Eagle Scout was until the ceremony today. I’d been a boy scout for all of forty-five minutes back…

I went to the dentist today. Twenty minutes of consultation (which included a seven minute video) and I had to pay $70 out of pocket. Then, when I asked them the estimate for getting my wisdom teeth out, they said…

I have a problem… I’m secretly very shy. I keep it hidden by talking louder, longer, and oftener than everyone else. I’m so ashamed… – Πιξ

I was going to talk about how ironic it is that on July 4th we all light fireworks. Does it strike nobody else as silly that on the day we celebrate our autonomy, patriotism, and independence, we light fireworks that…

All zombie movies have been done. Give it up. There’s nothing new. The same (though to a lesser extent) goes for vampires. Mummies have always been stupid and the more you defecate on Shelley’s Frankenstein, the less power he has.…

If you’re feeling particularly blasphemous, go here. It’s objectively enjoyable. If, on the other hand, you’re accusing me of being a ‘disgusting fuck,’ go here. And that’s the last I’ll mention that episode. For hope for the human race, click…

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I don’t know if I ever really believed in the Tooth Fairy. I know I would get cold hard cash (about $1.12… adjusting for inflation) for every tooth I lost. And I’m pretty sure I didn’t think it was really…

Going to the Vans Warped Tour: +5 scene points Buying ticket ahead of time: -1 scene point Getting there on time to late: +1 scene point Running like a pansy to the arena: -2 scene points Running into friends at…

This nation has an unnatural underdog fixation. Everywhere and everyone is being ‘persecuted’ for something. I think it borders on paranoia, quite frankly. I mean, surely Some group is at the top? Religion, scientists, republicans, democrats, environmentalists, short-sighted ignorami, business,…

To show just how terrible Reagan was, I’m going to make a list of the top 10 presidents. In order. Here we go: Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Dem.) George Washington (Ind.) Abraham Lincoln (Rep.) Lyndon Baines Johnson (Dem.) James Madison (Dem-Rep.)…

My number one choice for the Greatest Americans ever, patterned on the Discovery Channel list. Their top pick was Ronald Reagan (seriously!). Ha ha. Americans are kooky-ass bastards.My top three list would include Jefferson and Washington (props to those who…

On Rock & Roll: “Madonna Dahmer?! Are you nuts? He’s Totally Twisted, Jason! That concert is no place for any Christian to be!” On Pornography: “1: Has your dad really been in jail? 2: Just overnight… He got picked up…

My top 5 list of the Greatest Americans ever, patterned on the Discovery Channel list. Their top five only sucked in that it had Ronald Reagan earning a spot (WTF??). Here’s my list: Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson* Abraham Lincoln Franklin…

Pfft. Humans. I hope the oil crash kills all the people that weren’t done in by Mad Cow, cell phone radiation, pollution, the government, and AIDS. Is that wrong of me? I mean, I’ve been driving a hybrid car since…

For years, all of my friends have gone to the Vans Warped Tour every year. I never have. I never felt like it. This year I do. But since the Warped Tour is so large and I might only get…

When people hear that you disbelieve in something that they consider natural and normal, they usually have the same set of reactions: First, they ask , seemingly to try to understand your position. In reality, however, they;=’re trying to figure…

Hmm… More from my ethics teacher J-P, Dying promises are allegedly a real big moral deal. You and your grandfather are shipwrecked on a desert island; he is dying from injuries, you from starvation. As he dies, he convinces you…