Okay, so, new spot for the blog… for now. When I figure out Fusion 8, I’ll move the blog back to its own little section and have the main site be informative and funny … I mean boring. Eh, you’ll…

In response to my own post, I have decided to update the blog by moving it to the main page (apixelatedmind.com). May brokenlink Zeus help us all…

… when I got my own blog.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 3 < < <<<<<<<<<<<<<< i’m boycotting this. Who’s with me?

Wal-Mart “has been accused of such things as discrimination, human rights violations, paying miserably low wages, destroying local environments, locking employees inside its stores, invading residential neighborhoods, creating traffic congestion, noise and light pollution, contributing to urban sprawl, and censoring…

I’d actually seen this before, but every time I look at it, I want to punch a Republican…

“Guess what I have! “That’s right! A recipe for hotdogs! “Who wants to hear it?! “Everyone? “Great! “Here! Look at it! “Fish Chicken feet Chicken carcasses Chicken heads Lungs plus trachea Udder Liver Fresh blood Wheat flour Salt PP530 Water…

gosh… I reeeeally don’t want to go to school on saturday.

Apparently, after 9/11, O’Reilly attacked George Clooney and all of the celebrities who held a fundraiser for the victims’ families. He accused them of stealing funds and being liars. Well, after the Tsunami in Southeast Asia, George Clooney and the…

Garfield and Friends – Saturday morning, baby. Teddy Ruxpin – Damn… this one’s ancient… Captain Planet – Am I the only one with nothing but positive memories of Captain Planet? Oh, sigh. Duck Tales – Ooh! ooh! This was before…

is there such a thing as blog-etiquette? Like, is it wrong to steal all of another blog’s links? hmm… Oh, well. Look! Mars! eew… Okay, it looks bad, I admit, but give him the benefit of a doubt..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 2 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<<   introduction ================== I just did some yardwork. I rarely do yardwork. Boy, I am rather proud of myself. Ten square feet of what was weeds are now just dirt.…

I’m afraid of this.

Good god. You know, my brother’s in the army. A bunch of my friends from high school are in the Navy, and a whole heck of a lot of good people are probably enlisted in Zeus-knows what. But still, I…

I’ve been up for two hours now. Have you ever woken up earlier than you had to? Yeah, me either. I’m thinking this is penis related. You’d be surprised how often my problems are penis related…

So I was reading this diary and I realized that I either wanted to kill this girl or cry reminiscing. And knowing myself, I’m going to end up doing the wrong one..

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A: No, you can have a…

Oh, man. I was just reading about this guy and I got the weirdest feeling. It was an urge of some sort… almost a mix of feeling crazy and lying. I think I’m going to sleep now… pfft! Like anyone…

Boy, having nobody read what you write sure does suck. Especially when you fancy yourself a writer. Oh, well. Poop on a stick. The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, of course. I mean, this way I can tell super-awesome secrets and…

Ahh… finally, some news you can use… New Mexico: must not be 4 or more years older than teen States where the age of consent is 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,…

A-D * Albania: 14 * Algeria: 16; same sex relationships are illegal * Andorra: 16 * Antigua: 16; 18 for homosexual males * Argentina: 15; though can be 12 in certain cases * Australia o Australian Capital Territory, New South…

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 1 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Introduction ================== Happy New Year, all! Yep, another 366 days down, and nothing to show for it, except for the new season of the Simpsons and a bunch of Animorphs…

Yeah, I know, everyone already wished you a happy New Year, and heck, why celebrate this day over all of the other, equally deserving, ones? Well, bah humbug to you pal! You’re on my site, not the otherway around… unless…

I haven’t posted anything serious in a while (not funny yes, serious no. There’s a distinction. For instance, no one would ever claim anything I publish is “Serious.” … especially when it’s supposed to be:( Whoa- I got the parenthesis…

Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug! In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+51+++ Introduction ================== Have you ever been in a secluded area with a large group of people, expecting one or all but one of them might go missing? And none of them do? So then you think…

What?? I cannot believe they rereleased TZ in season form! Who the hell wants Collections when they’re going in order? Damn. I got hosed Tommy. I got hosed good. Also. The standard joke: A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a…

I need a life. Can I borrow one from the characters in ABC’s cult classic LIFE as we know it? Um… I’ll take Jonathan’s… maybe. Okay. Screw that. How about Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick? Mm hmm…

Buy my book! It’s the one that’s luckily placed right next to the other, identical, book, only for five dollars more. … he heh, I’m an idiot.

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+50+++ Introduction ================== So bored.. Absolutely nothing to do.. Not a darn thing… nope. So bored I accidentally issued a challenge to my dear friend Butt’s journal. And now I’m bored… so I thought I’d do a…

ourwords2004: O’Connor has devised the cure for the common curse: Recognize that swearing does damage. Start by eliminating casual swearing. Think positively. Practice patience. Cope, don’t cuss. Stop complaining. Seek alternative words. Make your point politely. Think of what you…

Passed by Congress September 25, 1789. Ratified December 15, 1791. AMENDMENT I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+49+++ Introduction ================== Finals week! Yey! Go world! Now we can have a month off from stress and school where all we have to worry about is about what to get people for Kwanzaa or Channukah and…

You are faced with two guys: Ni and Nii. One of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth. You have one question. With that question you must find out who the liar is, who the truther is,…

I just found out why we all hate parking tickets so bad. I mean soooo bad. You know, the fuck up your day kind of bad? It’s because you got screwed… bad. And not in a cool way. Like when…

Dear Nazii, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, go fuck yourselves, fuck you, you fucking suck, why can’t you get real jobs you sadistic bastards? Fuck you. Also, you fucking suck monkey nuts. Fuck you. Where is the money going?…

Word to the wise. Today is Frank Jagear’s birthday. Be sure to throw some rocks at him.

Pix: they’re smart Pix: usually smarter than you and I Pix: … well, you anyway Jcak: yeah, but i still say adelay is freaking hot Pix: I’ve gotten better IM’s from a drunken monkey Jcak: haha Pix: It must be…

It’s almost really November 29. Ha! I told y’all we’d actually get here! Boo-ya! p.s. you mean these weren’t all posted on Monday? Huh?? And now…. NO COMMENTS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone throw eggs at my window.…

Body Lame ass joke (_|_) Closing, Signature. aaaaaannnnnddd….. publish.

A 2005 wish list: $7 an hour job tutoring stupids with low self-esteems. $2000 American Atheists Scholarship. $3000 President’s Associate’s Scholarship. $3666 Lottery Scholarship. $950 Federal Pell Grant. ( $9000 Loan?) -$2000 Starting up a new hair-cutting business. -$3666 Tuition…