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My mom left for the weekend. You know what this means! Par-tey! … Now to get all of my friends here. … … Do you think I can make friends and have them come to my partey the same day?…
🙂 I hate myspace. Why is it more popular than OK Cupid? (Friendster whomps too, by the way). Give me twelve reasons myspace is better than OK Cupid and I’ll KILL YOU!!! 🙂
Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you? I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough…
In class now, talk to you later. love, Pixel
Here I am, busy as a be and I can’t help but stop and post a quick update: I can’t find my friend’s girlfriend… and I really need to give her a ride. Without me, who’s going to take her…
… is that something like this qualifies as an insightful post.
The Renaissance Fair was today. If you missed it, you’re a loser. Ha ha ha! Oohhh… but seriously, I just want to see where, if anywhere, this blog gets published. p.s. No comments allowed on this post! Just because I…
I gotta write the indepen soon, or the fans will have my head on a platter (they’re bad cooks, but good showmen). Still though, I can pause to tell you about this, that, the other thing.
Changed the colors… and mispelled posts… Don’t you much prefer #2ad to #9ad? I know I do. And isn’t it much better to see #ad1 when you hover instead of #ccc? Boy, where would we be without the colors between…
Pix: So. What does one say on a blog? Ourwords2004: anything one wishes to say at that moment in time. … is that so? in that case. Poop.
Do not read this post. This post is intended solely for me. Do not read it. I’m testing something in my archives list. Again, do not read this post. Thank you.
Yey! I just broke my e-mailing blog cherry. And now… shit happening: The worlds’ religions according to Shit Taoism Shit Happens Confucianism Confucius say “Shit Happens” Buddhism If Shit Happens, it really is not Shit. Zen What is the sound…
I am Co-Nan! Yey! You know what I hate? Checking a blog and seeing it not be updated. That just really burns my craw! Not nearly as much as having nobody comment, but heck, I only have one craw to…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+48+++ Introduction ================== Happy Belated Tofurky Day, everybody! I hope you all had some excellent meatless turkey this week with your vegetarian family.. Hmm.. wait. Am I alienating too many people with this talk? Let me start…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+47+++ Introduction ================== I remember this one time they made me write my epitaph (that thing on your tombstone). I don’t remember what I wrote anymore, but I remember it was something great. Like “Ergo ‘er lies…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+46+++ Introduction ================== Wow. I sure did pissed off a lot of butt. Everyone else, by which I mean Stan, Mr. Miguel, Jess, Tess (hi, nice to meet you. I write silly e-mails), Stefania, and T-Bone either…
Pete Dominici voted FOR thining trees and FOR drilling in ANWR. What a flaming scuzzbucket. I think he voted against improving fuel efficiency standards, too… jerk.
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+45+++ Introduction ================== Okay, so I’ve decided to leave the country. This has nothing to do with the kakistocracy we now live in (lie!), I just really wanted to go to Canada (I’d go to Mexico, but…
If you had a blog, what would your first post be? I’ve decided I know what mine is going to be: a thoughtful, hilarious, complex, well thought out doctoral dissertation on our society’s over concern with first posts. Aahh.. welcome…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+44+++ Introduction ================== Rod Serling: Portrait of a man on the edge. Composing an elec-tronic mail to his fans, friends, and foes in the not too distant future. A future populated by ro-buts, wars on ideas, and…
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the indepen group: Just a quick question: Who are you voting for for president? I wanna know… Michael Badnarik (lib) George W. Bush (rep) David Cobb (green) John Kerry…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+43+++ Introduction ================== Before I get into this week’s e-mail, I’m surprised nobody knew the candidates for president in last week’s questions. David Cobb (Green), Michael Badnarik (Libertarian), and Michael Peroutka (Constitution) are all also running to…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+42+++ Introduction ================== I apologize for not writing yesterday. It’s just that sometimes when the pressure is big, and the crowd expectant, I freeze up. I don’t want to join the group. I’m afraid everyone’s judging me…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+41+++ Introduction ================== Hm. People seemed pretty divided over last week’s e-mail. Interestingly, the division seemed to be exactly at Butt (notice I didn’t make a crack there? I could’ve, you know. It was an open shot).…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+40+++ Introduction ================== And as of this week we are exactly three-quarters of the way through with the year. Yey, everybody! I couldn’t have done it without you! That’s right. I couldn’t have grown older without you……
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+39+++ Introduction ================== Who knows what terror lies in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows… And now to finish this e-mail so I can go tailhate at the big NMSU-UNM Game. “The Beacon” ————– What are…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+38+++ Introduction ================== So apparently I’d lost it. Oops. My bad. I’ll try not to let Trumpet Rob down again. Anyway, I’m including here my proposal for reforming the current political system along with a series of…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+37+++ I have nothing to say today. A Small Quiz: Congratulations to T. Rob & Butt’s #2, and Animal & Meegs’ #3. You each get two and a half pages of a Pix Capacitor. This Week: 1:…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+36+++ Introduction ================ For a nice change of pace, I have decided to make this week’s e-mail as emo and livejournally as possible. I don’t know why, but I figure if people care about what I think…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+35+++ Introduction ================ Something I didn’t realize about school starting and summer ending: that my summer is going to end. Which means no more late nights watching movies, no more hanging out with my friends, no more…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+34+++ Introduction ================ Sorry about the two part thing. The computer wouldn’t let me send more than one megabyte in stuff. Anyway, here’s the rest: (Lights dim, when the lights turn on again, Pixel is with Freud…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+34+++ Introduction ================ School starts in three days. Which means that this Tuesday, I’m going to have a full load (18 hours) plus a class on deception that I’m going to show up for as long as…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+33+++ Introduction ================ There’s a storm advisory in my area (between the kitchen and the living room), and I’m watching lightning flail all over the sky like a fifteen year-old getting to third base with Sarah Hughes.…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+31+++ Introduction ================ There are tadpoles in my pool. Tadpoles in my pool! If there was ever a sign of not cleaning something after a rainstorm, it’s tadpoles. They look like itty-bitty sperm (though, technically, larger than…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+31+++ Introduction ================ Well, he just left. My brother, I mean. He comes around about once or twice a season to boost Pix Capacitor ratings. Usually his arrival coordinates with the Busiest Week EVER so that I…
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the indepen group: For the Fall of 2004, in the Philosopher’s Stone section of the Pix Capacitor, who should Pixel talk to? Sigmund Freud Niccolo Machiavelli Socrates The MiB…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+30+++ Introduction ================ Oh, man! Has this week been exciting and mysterious, or what? I mean, first that one classified adventure, then that other confidential rendezvous with the unknown stranger, finally that mysterious test of character and…
Dear Carlos, It’s nice to meet you. I never knew anyone was actually named such a sexy, sexy name. Wow. You must get all of the fine ladies And I’m sorry that you heard me wrong. I’m not saying that…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+29+++ Introduction ================ Going to kill someone… This internet thing is ridiculous. Did you know that it’s World-Wide? Isn’t that nuts? I’ve spent all of this week working on my website. Which is still not up. I…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+28+++ Introduction ================ Cock-a-doodle-do! The butler did it! So my friend’s 23 year old brother had a date. I know, it surprised me too. Apparently, he didn’t know what to do. He hadn’t been on very many…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+27+++ Introduction ================ Howdy mischevious youths! Today is day one of the Yahoo Group “indepen.” I always feel like saying ‘dence day’ after that, but that would just be silly. I mean, the U.S. Independence Day isn’t…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+26+++ Introduction ============== Eh-o. Half the year is gone. You know what that means: I’m a pessimist. Yup. I didn’t say, “We still have half of the year left,” or “the year is half-full.” Damn. Well, that’s…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+25+++ Introduction ============== Hey! Yahoo just boosted my e-mail free space to 100 MegaBytes! You know what this means, don’t you? That I’m going to stop deleting your e-mails as soon as I get them? Nope. That…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+25+++ Introduction ============== Hey! Yahoo just boosted my e-mail free space to 100 MegaBytes! You know what this means, don’t you? That I’m going to stop deleting your e-mails as soon as I get them? Nope. That…