So I’m working out some stuff right now.  And… well you get to suffer.  It’s been a long time since I cared about my audience on this blog, so.  Whatever.  But, if my plugin works right, 99.6% of people won’t…

A wife Children Pets Shoes, apparently Used clothing, esp. underwear Happiness A tattoo A kidney Drugs, esp. across state lines Honduran slaves Dominican slaves Bomb-making instructions and ingredients Dignity Penis/breast-enlargement devices1 Absolution If you must, get one or the other…

Meeting someone you don’t know in a semi-public place.  So you’re forced to make furtive eye-contact with everyone until you find someone that you think might be them.  So now you have to go up and talk to them, but…

Hi Ashley! Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sleep Wake Up… sort of Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to East Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to West Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast Office 15 minutes…

I just finished up a 26-part series of confessions.  The order was jumbled, but they were all taken from my phonebook, letter by letter, and aimed at individual persons.  You can see the –finally– complete navigation here: Navigation:  pt. i,…

I’ve decided that this will be a grab bag of confessions to people who, for some reason, where not in my phone book.  I am including people that I know through the Internet, though Ashley and Moof are not on…

Just one more… I must never speak to you again.  This is for your own good.  Also, for the sake of avoiding drama. I never realized how much of a douche you were,  I’m glad you left. Navigation:  pt. i,…

Wow, I’m almost getting to the end here.. Sorry you ended up with my brother.  If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure that’s going to come to an end soon. You’re my boy and I love you,…

Ha ha. That’s good, I guess, but get it right next time. Indeed. Navigation:  pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii,…

Man, I hate it when I don’t know anyone with a particular letter of the alphabet. The first letter of your name is useless!! Navigation pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt.…

Oh, you.. You’re fun and chipper and hyper and I enjoy hanging out with you, but we have so little else in common that I doubt that will happen ever again. I use you when I miss a call, but…

I’ve decided to change up the order on the letters that were left.  I don’t know if this is of any use to anyone, but I’m still hoping it’s figure-out-able, so…  Yeah You’re one of my greatest friends, but you’re…

(continued from here) Life doesn’t turn out the best-possible way you could imagine.  It also doesn’t turn out the worst way.  It’s usually something in between. —Professor of Propaganda and Public Opinion Frank Thayer Let’s be concrete.  Imagine that the…

This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else. You should come out with us more.  You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends. I didn’t make…

Hm.  I see what I did here. We should hang out about 10 percent more often than we currently do.  Because right now you seem too cool, but I think 10 percent more saturation ought to do it. I look…

Gakked from Steve: … But enough about your dad dying, have you ever heard of pet rocks? … speaking of things breaking when they’re not supposed to… … speaking of Billy, you know how when you dropped off your child,…

….  well, this is a short post.  I know two people who have this letter as the first letter of their name.  Neither of them are in my phone book.  But who cares, right? ¡Piyo!  Te quiero mucho y me…